Rotherham United spooky starting XI

So, to mark the spooky celebrations we thought we would compile a possible starting XI that Kenny Cack-it (it’s started already) may put out at the Boo York Stadium.

Subs: Peter ‘Owl’demwingie, Stephen S-kelly-ton, Stake Forster-Maskey, Hell-vin Wilson, Joe Ghoul, Aymen Afraid.

THE KILLERS IN ACTION RECENTLY

Goalkeeper Lee Cramps will be hoping to repel the venomous volleys and the haunted headers, while the back four, comprised of Darn‘hell’ Fisher, Richard Blood, Dael Fry-tened and Joe ‘Bat’tock will try to stop their side suffer a hellish scoreline.

The midfield monsters, including Hal-Lee-ween Frecklington, Kill Vaulks, Tomb Adey-eerie and Izzy Clown, will march forward in a bloody battle, while the front two of Dexter ‘Drac’stock and Danny Ward off the demons are sure to put a fright into opposing defenders.

Can you better our frankly ‘dead-ful’ (the puns never stop) attempts?