I’m now a philanthropist!

I HAVE seen in these pages I am a non-working, world class socialist living on benefits and people have written how well educated they themselves are.

So before there are any more revelations I better come clean and break the news myself before CNN, Sky or news international do it.

My win on the Euro Lottery was my great secret but I better tell the world then it won’t be exaggerated out of all proportion. You know what I mean, someone wins a few hundred pounds and by the time it’s done the rounds it several millions. Well here goes, on Tuesday July 22 I matched three numbers on the Euro Lottery and won £10.90. So I would not be pestered with begging letters I have sent it to George (Abacus Kid) Osborne at 11 Downing Street to pay back the money Yorkshire received from him since 2010. We are now quits we don’t owe him owt.

I enclosed a note telling him to give it the South East as they have had everything else. I suppose now I’ll be a non-working world class philanthropist living on benefit — my titles are getting longer .

Mr R Billups, East Avenue , Rawmarsh