How to start a business

Sir - May  I offer some advice to the youngsters in Rotherham on how to set up a business. Anyone can do it, what you need is this: completely make up a job, for instance let say "steel erector."

Advertise your false vacancy at the taxpayers' expense (job centre) for £22p/h. when you get inundated with local steel erectors' CVs, keep them safe, then visit local business ieTata, power stations etc.

Tell them you have a fleet of fully-skilled erectors looking for work.

Sites on Tata and power stations have a national agreement, ie unions and employe's have agreed a price. £13.76p/h for first 8 hours, £17.45 from 8-10 hours and £28.90 for 10-12 hours, on any one shift.

You then tender to supply labour. If you are successful, you then re-advertise the vacancy for £6.50p/h.

The only replies you will get are from foreign nationals and Remploy or foreign nationals who will work for peanuts, or do you choose Remploy  who can press gang British workers to work for nothing for three weeks?

If they don't comply, their dole is sanctioned. When three weeks is up, you can finish them and get some more muppets, either way you will be rolling in money and what's great about it, is the British taxpayer will top their wages back up so you won't get caught stealing low-paid workers wages, even though the law says it's not enough for him/her to live on.

Michael Conlon, School Walk, Maltby.