"They've stolen my cannabis lamps, officer"

POLICE got an unusual theft report this week when a man complained that someone had stolen the lamps he uses to grow cannabis.

No more details have been given for the incident but Insp Abdul Aziz of South Yorkshire Police’s Rotherham Local Policing Team said: “This was an adult male who sadly didn’t have any cannabis but we now know who he is and what he does in his spare time.”