Smarten 'em up, Comissioner
MAY I suggest the newly-elected police commisioner begin by using part of his expenditure to dish out razorblades and boot polish.
MAY I suggest the newly-elected Police Commissioner begin by using part of his expenditure to dish out razorblades and boot polish.
During the last few years, the local police appear to have been fitted out by a blind tailor.
Des Buckley, Broadway, Swinton.