BROADCASTING legend and radio motormouth Danny Baker will be bringing his unique brand of chat to South Yorkshire this week.
The former 606 host and current 5 Live DJ pitches up at The Civic in Barnsley on Friday with his first ever tour show, Cradle To The Stage.
He said: “The stage has always been my first love.
“Let me put that another way. I have never done anything like this before in my life.
“However, to travel from town to town addressing a fabulous gathering of like-minded chums each night seems to me exactly what Shakespeare would have done, had not the hefty rent at The Globe kept him in London.
“As a consequence, William Shakespeare toured about as frequently as Kate Bush.
“Well not me. I own very few theatres anymore and so I am now totally free to charge about here and there wowing the folks with my anecdotal back catalogue, games involving sausages and impressive six-octave range.
“No two nights of this extravaganza will be the same. This is less of a boast than admission that a) I am hopeless at learning scripts and b) I still have no idea what I am going to include.
“I will of course arrive in front of you going off like a Cacophonous Catherine Wheel of Chat, armed with hundreds of tall tales to tell many complete with proof from my family picture album to stop you thinking I am simply raving.
“I’ve been at this showman racket a full 40 years now my friends — there is truly much to discuss and plenty to be held to account for.
“A night at the theatre can either be deep dish or high kicking. What I promise to haul before you is very much in the latter category.
“Content wise I will make Springsteen and Dodd look like short changing slackers. I can't wait.
“This is the sort of radio I’ve always wanted to do, ie, radio without radio. “Just me and you.
“In fact, if you don't show up I’m going to do it in your local theatre anyway.
“So you may as well come. Why should the ushers have all the fun?
“Shove over Tommy Steele — there’s a new sheriff in town!”
Danny Baker: Cradle To Stage is at The Civic on Friday, March 17, at 7.30pm. Tickets are £20 full price and £18 concessions.
For more information and to book visit www.barnsleycivic.co.uk or call the Box Office on 01226 327000.